Comedy Quotes

Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

I’m waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.

When it's sunny, why not spend some time dressing up and go out to have a walk!

Having somebody help you doesn't mean that you have failed. It just means that you're not in it alone

Jamie gawked at the JLM T-shirt peeking out of Theo's leather jacket and his face glowed. "Yes I-L-Y?

Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

Writers are highly resistant to reality. Just as well or the human condition would go undocumented.

Jin looked both ways for the Quicksilver Dragon before crossing the canal.

How is something authorised as 'feng shui compliant' he wondered. Is there a Chinese Ministry of Magic?

Cleave to the common good. We are all responsible for bringing about the time of great suffering, for its continuing.

You are judged more by what you do passively than by what you do actively.

If one billion of you watch and do not intercede as one million of you assent to the one thousand who participate in the murder of a child, then one billion of you are a billion times guilty.

Justice is paramount. The new judgement is the justice of the hidden time.

The murder of a child has no justification, even if the bombs have missed their mark.

The starvation of a child has no justification, even if the crops have failed, or the population is too large.

Act correctly. Incorrect action cannot be justified by incorrect action. An incorrect action taken to cover an incorrect action is doubly incorrect.

You are judged many times more by what you give assent to others doing than what you do yourself.

There is nothing hidden in the hidden time. Know that this, the hidden time, is your everlasting, and live.

The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.

You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals.

Now hear of the new judgement. You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals.

In the new faith, there is only one commandment. It is this commandment, and this commandment alone, that must be followed to end the times of suffering, which are soon to come. FORSAKE USURY.

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, evidence of things not seen.

The inner dimension and the hidden time have already been discovered.

It is not enough to be a man... you have to become an idea... a terrible thought... a wraith- indeed- Become one with the darkness.

Dedicate your life to solitude and mortify your members which are upon the earth.

You have purged your way. You are ready to lead sons of men.

You should assume the mantle of your birthright.

When The Pyramid falls, the other cities will follow in short order. Nature's balance will be restored and Man will finally return to solitude.

Your Maker has rescued you from the darkest corner of your own heart... What he asks in return is obedience. And the courage to do what is necessary.

Throughout the ages, the wisdom has been taught. Now the language has changed, and truth is given in the language of science.

Hear about the hidden time. Some think the hidden time is yet to come. The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension.

The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension.

The hidden time is an eternity that runs through every moment. It is all-time. The hidden time is a thread, and moments are the beads on the thread.

Those of little understanding say the world will soon end. It is the current age that is coming to an end. The end of this age is the beginning of the next.

Focus on the end, not the beginning- on the beginning not the end- The process proceeds in the inner dimension.

All the truth of God are discoverable through every day life.

By studying, understanding and do the wills of the book, you renounce your mortal life.

There is no truth without faith. Nothing is proven except to the heart of one who believes.

The great lie that science has given us is that reality is material.

Science has given us a great lie. It is this lie that ends the current age of faith in God.

The great lie is like a sword that has been thrust into the heart of humankind.

God is the one subject of reality. Take away the one subject and there is nothing real.

The truths of the one subject have already been discovered, but have not been accepted because they spell the death of the faith in the lie.

Humankind must no longer permit the lie to be taught to its children.

The great lie can only be defeated by the New World Order. The sooner the New World Order is established by the institutions of the world, the sooner the suffering caused by the lie will end.

We have the power to move mountain, if we have faith that the mountain can be moved.

There is no greater crime than a crime against humanity. There is no greater crime against humanity than usury. The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.

There is no greater crime against humanity than usury.

The harder you search the more troubled you become.