Cigar Quotes

There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of what he did with that cigar.

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

No life form on this planet undergoes such a slow and graceful death as the tobacco leaf.