Cats Quotes
The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.
We need cats to need us. It unnerves us that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they nonetheless seem to love us.
I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.
My quest these days is to find my long lost inner child, but I'm afraid if I do, I'll end up with food in my hair and way too in love with the cats.
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked around the house with a saintly expression.
Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.
Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.
A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
This is a classic story of the friendship between humans and cats. Yes. I got in a lie right from the start!
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.
Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.
I've found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character
Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.
When a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness.
Entrails. No hissing. This is the closest we will ever come to love.
What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?
But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.
...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest.
On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.
I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.
Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
If human lives be, for their very brevity, sweet, then beast lives are sweeter still...
