Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker,

As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.