The Script Quotes

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid, it's discretion. Except with my own secrets, of course.

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

Do you think he's the murderer?""It's worse than that -- he's an actor!

So who is cruel? You, cruel reader, you are.

As thoroughly as mankind has killed God, the reader has despatched the author.

Anyone can be a story. Everyone is.

Those who perpetrate stories must act cruelly.

DONNA: "She said she knew it in her heart. Do you know how many times I've been wrong about things I knew in my heart?

What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're ok?

Even when I press against him his presence is too far away.

Wouldn’t a no one do as well as a someone about whom nothing can be said?

The only simple truth is that there is nothing simple in this complex universe. Everything relates. Everything connects

The silence was pregnant with noise, with muted fury, with questions the father found too disgusting to frame and with answers to which the son was incapable of giving voice.

Silent is an anagram of listen.

These are the things you don’t say, even to someone you love.

Is cruelty still cruel if it is necessary? Is cruelty still cruel if it is part of a lie?

When you don’t have honesty in love then there is no communication. Honesty is improvisation of the heart

PRESIDENT BARTLETT: "See how benevolent I can be when everybody just does what I tell them.

There (is) order and even great beauty in what looks like total chaos. If we look closely enough at the randomness around us, patterns will start to emerge.

It's an election year. We would prefer that voters didn't use common sense.

The world can move or not by changing some words.

Adam & Eve have been degraded, reduplicated forever, photocopies of photocopies, mistakes copied, magnified, augmented.

Even Damocles developed a routine.

I was sitting on a bench having a bagel, but from where I was both jogging and scullng looks good to me. -- Sam

I’ve often been criticised, but never critically wounded

He’s a typical existentialist. And that’s a contradiction in terms if ever there was one.

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?

Sometimes a butterfly flaps its wings and the weather turns out fine.

To lose one parent might be considered a misfortune, or a reason to deny God’s existence at the least. To lose two looks like He may be up to something.

He showed videotape of himself committing acts of self-violence and informing news crews that he had been assaulted by a marauding mob of irate art historians.

There’s no such thing as probability, " she says, slowly, with minimal movement of her jaw. "Things turn out the way they do.

You know, sometimes I even envy myself.

Actors, " he says, "should only be superficial on the surface.

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

For someone to be perfect, they must be real, however imperfect they are.

Job understood that he was nothing more than God’s invention and so too was his suffering

Stories are just lies made to look like truth.

Is it murder to kill a man if the man never existed? To the man it is.

I know everything must be a lie, but I believe it anyway.

Is the writer cruel that makes his characters suffer only to bring them to triumph or tragedy in the end?

I feel underslept but overjoyed. Nothing feels so good as this.

You need to bridge the gap between reality and freedom. Drugs are the bridge.

It is a matter of mere coincidence that there is often a real individual who corresponds with a celebrity, signifies them.

Suffering is inevitable. It is part of the human condition. It is written in the human script.

Reality, it seems, is not a flat plane, but has as many veils as an onion has skins.

His suffering was no more real than he was.

I stare out at the real world projected on the windows

Doing nothing was as honourable as any available course of action. Think of Hamlet, think of Job, think of Jesus before Pilate.

This pain is comfort. It is the solace of physicality, like a touch.