T. J. Stiles Quotes

The constitutions of Maryland and New York are founded in higher wisdom.

Besides a happy policy as to civil government, it is necessary to institute a system of law and jurisprudence founded in justice, equity, and public right.

You are whole body, whole mind, whole spirit, all the time. When you experience all of you at once, anything is possible.

I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt and I thought it was so creative. He was liberated from the conventions of fashion.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Our trade opens to all the world.

Eat like you love yourself. Move like you love yourself. Speak like you love yourself. Act like you love yourself.

I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Indians are numerous in the tropical regions; not so elsewhere.

Everything we need is already there. The challenge is letting go of all our stuff in the way.

Go after what gives you goosebumps.

There are no rules in life. It’s a mind-set that limits people dramatically.

I'm going to Columbia University but I'm trying to keep that low-profile because I don't want weird people following me there. I want the experience of normal college life.

Believing in yourself is essential to creating lasting change and a happy life.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

Say you're doing a headstand. The moment you think to yourself, "Wow, I'm doing this pose!" is usually the moment you'll topple out of it.

Each movement reminds us that every moment invites a new opportunity for change.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

When we are at ease, our bodies work efficiently, our minds settle, and space opens up for us to connect to our intuition, creativity, and sense of connectedness.

Make yourself useful, not just on a day to day basis, but as a lifetime thing.

A monarchy conducted with infinite wisdom and infinite benevolence is the most perfect of all possible governments.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

A successful tree pose probably won't change your life. Learning how to keep your breath easy, long, and deep no matter what the circumstance? That absolutely will.

Everything you need to know is right there inside, waiting for you to tap in and discover it, and then hopefully do something about it.

With meditation, you become a sensitized superhero, completely in control, with endless possibilities at your fingertips.

I like analyzing human behavior. It's complex. That's what keeps me going.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Let the grand errand into America never be forgotten.

I tend to gravitate toward the more powerful roles. As opposed to the doe-eyed girl who bats her eyelashes and runs around in towels, you now what I mean? Because that kind of makes me want to vomit.

There is a big lesson in experiencing uncertainty and calamity with a sober focus - the most chaotic moments are the ones from which we can learn the most.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

Two thongs don't make a right.

Why is balance important? From a life lesson standpoint, it's about learning to enjoy yourself without getting the ego involved.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

When you are plugged into you, anything is possible.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

But Connecticut and Rhode Island have originally realized the most perfect polity as to a legislature.

The United States are under peculiar obligations to become a holy people unto the Lord our God.

The greater part of the governments on earth may be termed monarchical aristocracies, or hereditary dominions independent of the people.

I always feel like a goofy little kid.

I worked on my book for about seven years and I had no idea it would be so timely when it was published.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

Let a bill, or law, be read, in the one branch or the other, every one instantly thinks how it will affect his constituents.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

The Lord shall have made his American Israel high above all nations which he hath made.

All the forms of civil polity have been tried by mankind, except one, and that seems to have been reserved in Providence to be realized in America.

We stand a better chance with aristocracy, whether hereditary or elective, than with monarchy.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.