Roseanne Barr Quotes

The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics.

Once you get away from wanting to get paid, you can actually say some true things.

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.

I remember performing on a punk stage with no mic in the middle of a mosh pit. My act was called "How to Be a Domestic Goddess."

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.

You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel it can change the past and not just the future. You can look at what was lost and go beyond the grief of what was lost.