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Ron White Quotes: "Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos."

Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.



Ron White Quotes: "Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin."

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.




Ron White Quotes: "I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship."

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.



Ron White Quotes: "A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess."

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.




Ron White Quotes: "Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort."

Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.



Ron White Quotes: "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!



Ron White Quotes: "If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money."

If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.




Ron White Quotes: "I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more."

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.



Ron White Quotes: "I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it."

I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it.



Ron White Quotes: "My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy."

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.



Ron White Quotes: "All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy."

All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.



Ron White Quotes: "I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.




Ron White Quotes: "I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'"

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'