Ogden Nash Quotes

Here lies my past Goodbye I have kissed it Thank you kids I wouldn't have missed it.

Purity is obscurity.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?