Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.

Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.

People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.

A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.

What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news.

A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.

Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

Chances are that whatever that you are worried about—be it a person or a thing—isn’t worried about you.

Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.

Time limps when you are not having fun.

A soldier is a killer painted hero.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).

Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.

Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.

Don’t obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest.

Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.

I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.

You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.

Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there, ' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays.

A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.

Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.

Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.

*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.

The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.

A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.

To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.

A genius is a grownup that remained a kid.

Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.

Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.

Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.

Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.

Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.

Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.

To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.

A realist is a slave to reality.

We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.

A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.

A freedom-fighter is a slave to freedom.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.