Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.
Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.
An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.
Sense isn’t democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.
Sense isn’t democratic. A senseless opinion that’s advocated by 'the majority' is still senseless.
A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.
Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.
Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.
Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.
Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.
You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*
Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.
A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.
Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.
A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.
Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.
If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*
Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.
The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.
Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve
In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.
Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.
I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers.
Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.
As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.
To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.
Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.