M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team Quotes

Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye

Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.

Deanna's job (as counselor) is to keep us from deluding ourselves.

You can't guide someone into adulthood. The experiences are unique to each person. Deanna Troi

Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?

The game isn't big enough unless it scares you a little. Cmdr. William Riker

What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce

Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.

I don't like people much, and I like doctors even less.

It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton

You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential.