La La Anthony Quotes

Problems exist only in the human mind.

As the Japanese Zen masters say, “Don't seek the truth; just drop your opinions”. Drop your theories; don't seek the truth.

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.

Each and every animal on earth has as much right to be here as you and me

Be a witness, as I excersize my exorcism

I told my mom I would graduate. I owe that much to her and myself.

Today, the message is that we have to help the middle class and the aspirational worker in the United States.

In America journalism is apt to be regarded as an extension of history: in Britain, as an extension of conversation.

Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn't happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player.

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

To fight evil with activity is like fighting darkness with one's hands. So what you need is light, not fit.

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.

Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It's like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly.

I love roller coasters. I don't get a chance often, but I've gone to Magic Mountain and gone on the rides. I love roller coasters.

Self-love seems so often unrequited.

She wouldn't climb out of the bed for her sister, but she had climbed into a crater. She wouldn't cross a room, but she had crossed a continent.

Willing or preferring is the same with respect to good and evil, that judging is with respect to truth or falsehood.

My life turned out to be beyond my greatest dreams.

I've got a great sense of humor.

People seem to think that life began with the achievement of personal independence.

I think it's a shame that something as creative and vital to the nature of the human species as story-telling is largely controlled by the soulless cretins known as publishers.

People who want a cure, provided they can have it without pain, are like those who favour progress, provided they can have it without change.

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker.

Kids coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan deserve to come back to 21st century medical care.

Thought can organize the world so well that you are no longer able to see it.

It dosnt matter how many mr. and mrs. johnsons are anti war- the actuall killers who know how to use the weapons are not.

The architect, Peter Arens who is the monstrous carbuncle architect, not merely did his design which had won a public competition never get built but his practice suffered financially for some years.

Books do furnish a room.

I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.

I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

It was a challenge, to work with Oliver Stone.

I've got used to touring. If you make calculations of the nights spent in hotels in my life, multiplied by the tattoos I have for hundred.

Evil has to exist along with good, in order that moral choice may operate.

I didn't want food that looked unapproachable or ridiculously beautiful.

I have no illusions about my position in this world as an actor or anything like that. I'm very realistic. Reality is a very liberating thing.

I think fine dining is dying out everywhere... but I think there will be - and there has to always be - room for at least a small number of really fine, old-school fine-dining restaurants.

Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.

I don't have a vast longing for the stage.

[To Aquinas] the senses are what we have in common with dumb animals. ... Our better part [is] the mind ... and [its] intellectual contemplation.

When people call me Sir Anthony I just think oh, that's a bit odd. But I'm not cynical about it. Um, I just feel more comfortable being called Tony or Mr. Hopkins, whatever name I'm called.

As mayor, I'm in the frying pan. I'm just sitting here on the griddle now, and I've got to really think, you know, do I want to stay here on the griddle?

Dakin (to Irwin, his teacher): Do you really believe that, sir, or are you just trying to make us think?

You cannot by any chance fail if you persevere.

Despite the enormous role that local government plays in our daily lives, the constitution makes not one mention of it.

You can guarantee that mining uranium will lead to nuclear waste. You can't guarantee that uranium mining will not lead to nuclear weapons.

It doesn't matter what people feel about you because everyone is going to have an opinion.

There's a time for debate and a time for consensus. There's a time for advocacy and time for first principles.

Building a solid organ like the liver in the lab is different and harder than with an organ like the bladder because solid organs are very vascular.

Men's first thoughts in this matter are generally better than their second; their natural notions better than those refin'd by study, or consultation with casuists.