Joe Teti Quotes

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

Everyone knows the rules of three's, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.

At the top of my list for terrain that I hate navigating through, it is definitely the mangrove.

Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

This is looking tasty.

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

You may only get one chance at something...and that requires confidence in your ability.

This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work.

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

Clear water is always suspect.

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

Looking good Matt, you look like a money.

It's beautiful, it's poetry in motion.

It's a game changer, not a game ender.

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.

We can navigate by looking at ant mounds.

It's always good to give yourself the advantage.

His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic

Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.

This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that's a good sign we're getting close to the coast.

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.

Move with a purpose dude.

Stay in the game and stay alive.

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.

Sometimes you have to take the harder course of action.

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.

In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training...period.

We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.

You know what, I'll suffer in silence.

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother.

It's probably one of the worst places I've been.

Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus.

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

Now that this torch is lit, we do not have time to dilly dally around.

My whole philosophy in survival is to take down brush as soon as you get in a situation.

That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.