Jerry Quotes

As we all learned from the sorry experience of state-sanctioned bureaucracies in Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union, decentralization in education is crucial to both freedom and excellence.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

It doesn't matter what I say as long as I sound different from other politicians.

For me, I think the only danger is being too much in love with guitar playing. The MUSIC is the most important thing, and the guitar is only the instrument.

I want to do a good job. I'm just learning and I just want to have fun with it.

What's been great about the human race gives you a sense of how great you might get, how far you can reach.

The older you get, the easier it is to shoot your age.

We long to be found, hoping our searchers have not given up and gone home.

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

Of course, in order to make art, the frustration of not working has to be greater than the frustration of working.

Rehearsals and this band are two words that don't really go together, kinda like Military Intelligence.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Self-pity can make one weep, as can onions.

I see the world in very fluid, contradictory, emerging, interconnected terms, and with that kind of circuitry I just don't feel the need to say what is going to happen or will not happen.

When time is running out and the score is close, most players are thinking, I don't want to be the one to lose the game, but I'm thinking, What do I have to do to win?

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Whistle through your teeth and spit cuz, it's Alright

Love is commitment; love is a relationship that never gives up.

I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation.

Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.

I believe with all my heart that the Bible is the infallible word of God. I therefore believe that, whatever it says, is so.

Why would anybody lie? The truth is always more colourful.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

The person who fears God seeks to live all of life to the glory of God... All the activities of life should be pursued with the aim of glorifying God.

If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

Every person on the streets of New York is a type. The city is one big theater where everyone is on display.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

We all want Grace, but we cannot enjoy Grace when there is an attitude of comparing.

The chemistry between a quarterback and a receiver is almost like a dance.

They never clocked me on my way to the end zone. They never caught me because I ran scared.

Now, when we face a problem like global warming, and you understand that the biggest impacts on global warming come from business and industry, I think business needs to take a leading role.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

Part of the healing process is sharing with other people who care.

I'll watch the kids play, have a big steak with my friends, stay in a nice hotel, sign a lot of autographs, then go back to Vegas and tell my alumni how tough recruiting is.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Organic farming is about buying out of a corrupt, illegal and dishonest system.

Good fiction must be entertaining- but what makes fiction special- and True- is that the realness of a novel allows it to carry a larger message.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

The bigger issue, was the whole takeover of the food industry by big corporations.

I was always in search of a perfect game and I never got it.

I will defend everybody, every man, woman and child who's come to California for a better life and has contributed to the well-being of our state.

Make it a crime to harm a fetus during another crime.

You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

A strong relationship is an honest relationship, and no honest relationship is all peaches and cream. Love is the key. Where love abides, anger is but a passing visitor.