James Patterson Quotes

Please, sit down," Sharon said with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I saw one. it seemed a useful skill, right up there with roundhouse kicks.

But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works

This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.

and I think that everything in life is kind of unreal, isn't it?

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series

Bombs are good. I love bombs."--Iggy

Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences.

You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.

Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong.

Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

"Disappear where?" You know what they say: curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself.

You know things have gone bad when military marches pass for pop music.

After all, Fnick is Superman," said Iggy. "Shut up, Jeff," I said, but I was smiling. I lifted Iggy's fingers to my face so that he knew.

So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said.

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

Lots of women are gifting themselves with diamonds for their right hand.

Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify.

When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."

My thing is when we're doing a movie or TV show, I just want to go in and look at it and go, "That was great."

A lot of things that people think are risky, I don't think are risky. I don't get all that. I think what was really risky for network television was to let cable television to take the summers.

Why would you let [the TV audiences] build a habit of going to the cable networks? So I think they've obviously smartened up now, and they're not giving the summer to cable anymore.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!

Fear is not the answer, not ever.

Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out of here.” Ha-ha.

Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2.

Then I went to bed and cried into my pillow. I wasn't sad, not at all. It was just so beautiful to have an intense feeling and the right words at the same time. What are we but our stories?

The best way to get kids reading more is to give them books that they'll gobble up - and that will make them ask for another.

He's gonna be fine," I confirmed. Can we see him?" Iggy asked. Ig, I hate to break it to you, but you're blind.

How is San Francisco, Alex? Lovely city. Will you leave your heart there? Do you think it's a good place to die?

You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?

What, eBay isn't good enough for us?

Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, ’cause I’m just funny that way.

Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to.

There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.

Love means you can never be apart.

Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy.

Have you been playing in toxic waste lately?

Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool.

I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.

What I'm really addicted to is getting people to understand that if their kids aren't competent readers coming out of middle school, it's really going to be hard for them in high school.

Excellent. They were flammable.

Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight-" my mother began. I'm only eight years old," I said. "How about I promise to be anorexic later?

Time to die. -Evil Angel

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality.