Howard Stern Quotes

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

I'm the voice of honesty.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.