Evan Esar Quotes

Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.

Many an actor does the stage more ham than good.

Conceit is a disease That the doctors got no cure They've done a lot of research on it But what it is, they're still not sure.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.

Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.

There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.

Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.

Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.