Eoin Colfer Quotes

Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down?

Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?"Artemis smiled back. "Yes, " he said. "I believe I have.

Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment.

Don't hate me forever, Arty, " whispered Holly. "I couldn't bear that.

How could you...? How?""Logically you have no right to be angry. I simply followed your l

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.

How did that go” [Butler] asked. “Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age.”“Fabulous, ” said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. “We’re planning a June wedding.

It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.

Some people just needed to be stolen from.

Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

... desperate times required judicious risk-taking.

We are different, my friend. We are visionaries. A monkey looks up and sees and banana, and that is as far as he looks. But a visionary looks up and sees the moon.

I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.

*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard

Certain battles were won by retreating.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.