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David Quotes: "It can't hurt, publicity is publicity, controversy and all that, it's all good."

It can't hurt, publicity is publicity, controversy and all that, it's all good.



David Quotes: "I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide."

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.




David Quotes: "I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh."

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.



David Quotes: "I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with."

I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.




David Quotes: "My background is degradation and sloth, mostly."

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.



David Quotes: "I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me."

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.



David Quotes: "I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.




David Quotes: "Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.



David Quotes: "If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away."

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.



David Quotes: "Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate."

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.



David Quotes: "It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy."

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.



David Quotes: "Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy."

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.




David Quotes: "There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.



David Quotes: "I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am."

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.



David Quotes: "The shortest route to deeper and richer worship is a clearer theology."

The shortest route to deeper and richer worship is a clearer theology.



David Quotes: "The fatal flaw of human wisdom is that it promises that you can change your relationships without needing to change yourself."

The fatal flaw of human wisdom is that it promises that you can change your relationships without needing to change yourself.



David Quotes: "Sin is much more than doing the wrong thing. It begins withloving, worshiping, and serving the wrong thing."

Sin is much more than doing the wrong thing. It begins withloving, worshiping, and serving the wrong thing.



David Quotes: "Sin is powerful, but not as powerful as the liberating power of grace."

Sin is powerful, but not as powerful as the liberating power of grace.



David Quotes: "Only when I focus on the holiness and glory of God am I able to see myself with accuracy."

Only when I focus on the holiness and glory of God am I able to see myself with accuracy.



David Quotes: "Remember, when you're sinned against its tempting to respond sinfully. Don't give in, talk to your heart and seek the grace of Jesus."

Remember, when you're sinned against its tempting to respond sinfully. Don't give in, talk to your heart and seek the grace of Jesus.



David Quotes: "If you are in Christ, you've been chosen to transcend the borders of your own glory, to reach out toward a greater glory, the glory of God."

If you are in Christ, you've been chosen to transcend the borders of your own glory, to reach out toward a greater glory, the glory of God.



David Quotes: "Life is rather like acting lessons while you are on stage giving a public performance!"

Life is rather like acting lessons while you are on stage giving a public performance!



David Quotes: "A word spoken in loving kindness is worth far more than any gift."

A word spoken in loving kindness is worth far more than any gift.



David Quotes: "Don't rely on others to show you the way. Carry your own map."

Don't rely on others to show you the way. Carry your own map.



David Quotes: "There is no greater thing two friends can do for each other than simply to be each other's friends."

There is no greater thing two friends can do for each other than simply to be each other's friends.



David Quotes: "Truth strikes us from behind and in the dark, as well as from before and in broad daylight."

Truth strikes us from behind and in the dark, as well as from before and in broad daylight.



David Quotes: "Night is certainly more novel and less profane than day."

Night is certainly more novel and less profane than day.



David Quotes: "A sentence should be read as if its author, had he held a plough instead of a pen, could have drawn a furrow deep and straight to the end."

A sentence should be read as if its author, had he held a plough instead of a pen, could have drawn a furrow deep and straight to the end.



David Quotes: "Nature is as well adapted to our weakness as to our strength."

Nature is as well adapted to our weakness as to our strength.



David Quotes: "Solitude is not measured by the miles of space that intervene between a man and his fellows."

Solitude is not measured by the miles of space that intervene between a man and his fellows.



David Quotes: "Our whole life is startlingly moral. There is never an instant's truce between virtue and vice."

Our whole life is startlingly moral. There is never an instant's truce between virtue and vice.



David Quotes: "If there is any hell more unprincipled than our rulers, and we, the ruled, I feel curious to see it."

If there is any hell more unprincipled than our rulers, and we, the ruled, I feel curious to see it.



David Quotes: "Life in us is like the water in a river."

Life in us is like the water in a river.



David Quotes: "I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well."

I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well.



David Quotes: "My enemies are worms, cool days, and most of all woodchucks."

My enemies are worms, cool days, and most of all woodchucks.



David Quotes: "What recommends commerce to me is its enterprise and bravery. It does not clasp its hands and pray to Jupiter."

What recommends commerce to me is its enterprise and bravery. It does not clasp its hands and pray to Jupiter.



David Quotes: "The faultfinder will find faults even in paradise."

The faultfinder will find faults even in paradise.



David Quotes: "The highest law gives a thing to him who can use it."

The highest law gives a thing to him who can use it.



David Quotes: "Between whom there is hearty truth there is love."

Between whom there is hearty truth there is love.



David Quotes: "Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him."

Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.



David Quotes: "Men have a respect for scholarship and learning greatly out of proportion to the use they commonly serve."

Men have a respect for scholarship and learning greatly out of proportion to the use they commonly serve.



David Quotes: "Nothing endears so much a friend as sorrow for his death. The pleasure of his company has not so powerful an influence."

Nothing endears so much a friend as sorrow for his death. The pleasure of his company has not so powerful an influence.



David Quotes: "I have thought there was some advantage even in death, by which we mingle with the herd of common men."

I have thought there was some advantage even in death, by which we mingle with the herd of common men.



David Quotes: "All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning."

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.



David Quotes: "Faith never makes a confession."

Faith never makes a confession.



David Quotes: "Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without."

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without.



David Quotes: "Sound an alarm! Advertising, not deals, builds brands."

Sound an alarm! Advertising, not deals, builds brands.



David Quotes: "It's one thing to fall in love. It's another to feel someone else fall in love with you, and to feel a responsibility toward that love."

It's one thing to fall in love. It's another to feel someone else fall in love with you, and to feel a responsibility toward that love.



David Quotes: "Dexter, I love you so much. So, so much, and I probably always will. I just don't like you anymore. I'm sorry."

Dexter, I love you so much. So, so much, and I probably always will. I just don't like you anymore. I'm sorry.