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Bill Cosby Quotes: "I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!"

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!



Bill Cosby Quotes: "You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them."

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”"

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”




Bill Cosby Quotes: "Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally."

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Old is always fifteen years from now."

Old is always fifteen years from now.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker."

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't."

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "All parents experience the same problems."

All parents experience the same problems.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli."

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women."

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students."

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it."

If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?"

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?



Bill Cosby Quotes: "When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody."

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess."

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that."

When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Criticizing is easy, art is difficult."

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it."

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful."

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath."

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter."

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them."

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out."

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices."

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first."

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "We are the only animals that let our kids come back home."

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Romance is a different word than sexual contact."

Romance is a different word than sexual contact.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now."

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked."

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life."

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to."

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The essence of childhood, of course, is play."

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes."

If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being."

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words."

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children."

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in."

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.""

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling."

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it.""

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger."

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.