you don't turn your back on family, even when they do.

I'm planning, you see, to try to confine myself to the truth. That's hard for an old, inveterate fantasy martyr and liar who has never hesitated to give truth the form he felt the occasion demanded.

To return to the Might God is to truly rely on Him.

You are human and mortal

I'd sneak out of the house to meet girls at 3:30 a.m.

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value.

My love is founded on esteem, the only foundation that can make the passion last.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

Electricity comes from other planets.

Thus those skilled in war subdue the enemy's army without battle .... They conquer by strategy.

Remember that a healthy body is built or destroyed one decision at a time. It's up to you.