the inventor of the plow did more good than the maker of the first rosary - because, say what you will, plowing is better than praying.

Secularism is a religion, a religion that is understood. It has no mysteries, no mumblings, no priests, no ceremonies, no falsehoods, no miracles, and no persecutions.

Religion can never reform mankind because religion is slavery.

Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result.

Do you not know that every religion in the world has declared every other religion a fraud? Yes, we all know it. That is the time all religions tell the truth - each of the other.

Superstition is, always has been, and forever will be, the foe of progress, the enemy of education and the assassin of freedom.

The myth of hell represents all the meanness, all the revenge, all the selfishness, all the cruelty, all the hatred, all the infamy of which the heart of man is capable.

Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.

Give to every human being every right that you claim for yourself.

The intellectual advancement of man depends on how often he can exchange an old superstition for a new truth.

There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.

In the West many Christians have an abundance of material possessions, yet they live in a backslidden state.

We get so used to the gregarious nature of our towns and villages that we forget how crowded our existence has become.

Every age has found some alternative to American values appealing. The number of Western intellectuals enamored of fascism and all the various expressions of Marxism was legion.

There is a requirement to ensure the withdrawal takes place in a civilized manner. We will be able to show the world we deserve independence and freedom.

I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and 'Extras' and also 'The Trip.' That had all the nuances of friendship and finding things out about their lives without it being too much plot-driven.

The ice caps are melting, which we see over and over again. Yeah, they're melting on Mars, too!

Those who have not become enlightened will have to return to another, denser planet that is still involved with negativity, to work out their remaining karma.

I dont get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card.

Imagination is a form of seeing

Married to the game. If we're dancing with the devil at least teach us how to dance when the son of making dollars.