You never think it’s going to happen to you, do you?

Are we all, at heart, just Internet trolls?

Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin.

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it.

We will never know true bliss while our lifestyles are reliant on the misery and suffering of others.

If we are not happy and joyous at this season, for what other season shall we wait and for what other time shall we look?

I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way.

Champions aren't made in the ring, they are merely recognized there. What you cheat on in the early light of morning will show up in the ring under the bright lights.

Good problem-seekers are in higher demand than good problem-solvers.

Jesus himself wants my sufferings; He needs them for souls.

This is what we storytellers do. We restore order with imagination.

Any revival in which I am involved is liable to change.