You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

The Army of Northern Virginia was never defeated. It merely wore itself out whipping the enemy.

I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.

**** it, holler them across.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

Unfortunately, we spend more time teaching our daughters how to avoid becoming rape victims than teaching our sons not to become rapists.

My mom never went to college, but for her own children, getting a great education was not an option.

Sometimes you have to be a bad person to save yourself, and it takes a little chunk out of your soul, but you do it anyway.

I love to sing and perform. It is what I do and love. It completes my life.

I suppose I'm a lapsed Catholic. You would consider me an atheist or agnostic.

I can't imagine a romance novel published today where the hero rapes the heroine and she falls in love with him.

God and posterity will show me more favour

I hate to lend a book I love...it never seems quite the same when it comes back to me.

Two lines must meet at a point. Therefore there are only two surprises here.