You know why conductors live so long? Because we perspire so much.

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated.

Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform.

Happiness is a good business these days, more you talk crap about happiness the large number of crowd you will gather.

But fear of making mistakes can itself become a huge mistake, one that prevents you from living, for life is risky and anything less is already a loss.

I study people by using electronics like proxy.

The true mark of professionalism is the ability to respect everyone else for their styles and always find something positive in every dining experience and highlight it in your thoughts and words.

You know, now it's sinking in. It's taken me a long time to realize - and it is sinking in - how important this book is. And I have a certain distance now. I've done it such a long time ago.

The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman.

The golden gate to peace in life is the experience of bliss, and it is easy for everyone to acquire this great glory and live it throughout life.

Men like that - when they know they won't be found out - they will do anything.

To walk across the street is a risk.

I do think that many religious people have enormous doubts.