You don't remember the times your dad held your handle bars. You remember the day he let go.

Who's crazy: people who trust other people, or people who don't?

A child who thinks he can't do anything on his own eventually can't.

Aim for the moon, but in your way there don't forget to dance with the stars and shine as bright as the sun.

Practicing yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter.

You just keep feeding hogwash to people, and pretty soon they'll eat it.

In general, our generals were outgeneralled.

The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.

The World's most powerful army is the Army of Medicine, as it is fighting against a real enemy, the most powerful one: The Death!

When the focus becomes 'What would Jesus do?' instead of 'What has Jesus done?' the [conservative/liberal] labels no longer matter.

Until they come up with an independent woman who's on an adventure of her own, I don't think I'm interested.

When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

A one-hit wonder is a legend who stopped early.