You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

We live in an age where truth really doesn't matter anymore.

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Get punctual, bring energy and creativity to your work, and stay with a project until it's completed (and then double-check the results). These habits will make you indispensable.

We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

The more laws that governments pass, the less individual freedom there is. Any student of history will tell you that. Totalitarian countries ban pretty much everything.

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

What work a person does to earn a viable income shapes their thinking patterns, buttresses their sense of self-worth, and affects how they adapt to predictable and unpredictable obstacles.

The secret angels of God are only as alive as the marble angels of Michelangelo!

Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an idiot, of not being serious, of not doing things like everyone else.

You have to be stronger than your fears if you want to get anything done in this life.

It's not enough for me to just hear about something or read about something, I wanna know it in my bones.

Your new CD is a weed plate, nothin' but love songs, 100% pure garbage, just something to break up buds on.

I have an IQ of about 160, I taught science for about fifteen years.

Could there be a greater proof of our cowardice than fighting amongst ourselves?

Say what you will, making a marriage work is a woman's business.

In every war, there are always elements of blindness.