Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?

May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?

Henry, that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.

Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.

You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.

We're all Hitler inside. We're all Christ inside. I'm not keen on the idea, but it's true, isn't it? We've all got a little bit of the devil in us.

I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play down at Mon Brewing a few times. Way to keep the Nineties alive.

Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.

The hardest time in this world is for the sensitive and intelligent people.

Intercession is prayer we pray not for ourselves, but for others — for country government, or any other person

Away from the bright motion of the party, she carried her sadness like a dark stone clenched in her palm.

Thank goodness for all the things you are not, thank goodness you're not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place, like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.

Unauthorized use of these MP3 files is really creating a problem for artists in the music community.

I do not teach children, I give them joy.

Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

If you help yourself to the benefits of being married when you are single, you're likely to help yourself to the benefits of being single when you're married.

Only death rescues us from dying.

We all have the means to be prosperous. We have to find the balance between our wealth and our needs