Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom

On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, and he'd allow you to stay home.

To make sense of it - that's the challenge. To bear witness to the death, without being broken by the weight of it.

Nothing that truly mattersCan ever evaporate, Be excised, Burnt out of your soul.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think the same could be said for time.

For misery don't blame God. He gives the food but we cook it.

Prospects of normalizing our relations with Russia look good.

There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford.

All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice.

When I first came out to L.A., Hollywoods idea of a Latina was Mexican. It was almost like they had never seen or heard of an Afro-Latina before.

Immortality... Is that a super power?

It is the curse of humanity that it learns to tolerate even the most horrible situations by habituation.