Why waste precious time and energy trying to be someone you're not when you can put it to much better use simply being yourself?

​To go where you're wishing you could go, first you must tie your shoes and step off the porch.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Relationships are like apples: they can be sweet and satisfying. But once you bite into a bad one, it's hard to go back to the barrel again.

​Live the truth and everything else will fall into place.

Don't judge people you don't know. You have no idea what they've been through, and you may waste an opportunity to make a new friend.

​Life is a series of highs and lows. The trick is to tip the balance in your favor by following your heart and taking some risks.

As we age, the bright light of youth either burns out or burns stronger - it's our choice.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Point your feet in the direction you want to go and your life will follow.

Try saying hello to someone who wouldn't expect you to - today would be good.

Are you looking for a wealth in life? Fool! Life is the wealth itself!

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?

People see what they expect to see.

Yesterday is a cancelled check

Failure has a thousand explanations. Success doesn't need one.

That is the joy of reading fiction: when all is said and done, the novel belongs to the reader and his or her imagination.

The bigger the mistake looks, the better chance I'll have to break out and live a real life. Our real discoveries come from chaos. - Brandy Alexander

Question your answers, Truth has no anger

To forget all about your mistakes adds to them perhaps.

You can't act like you care about someone but not let them care about you.