Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

No man can bear a child's cross.

Writing as a creative art flourishes only when there are no rules. Rules stifle you from entering the silent and forbidden spaces where the core of the story is waiting to be revealed.

If tomorrow were never to come it would not be worth living today.

I don't care how stylish something is if it doesn't flatter me.

The more you think, the more time you have.

I do six or seven films a year in order to sustain my lifestyle.

Shut up body and do what I tell you

I was always the first one to break. I'll admit it. I couldn't keep a straight face.

Gold and iron are good To buy iron and gold.

I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.'