When it walks like a saint, and quacks like a saint- it's a quacking saint." -Della

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

The longer he remained on this earth, the more he was sure that mankind had no clue about God or heaven. Not when they used him as an excuse to kill, to punish, to discriminate.

I will kill you if you set me free, ' the eyes said. 'Set me free.

Whenever you're the child of a famous person, you get judged in odd ways because of that.

Now c'mon - if we die, we die cool.

What is needed now is a transformation of the major systems of production more profound than even the sweeping post-World War II changes in production technology.

When I'm not involved in an acting job I try to run 10 miles a day.

I don't know what my limitations are until I reach them. I look for the challenge.

Lenny Kravitz is one of my favorite musical artists.

You have to remember, I never became successful or wealthy till I was 30.

The pastor who cares about the spiritual growth of his people must make God and His Word the centerpiece of his ministry.