When it comes to the military, I don't want to discuss things. I want to let - I want to let the action take place before the talk takes place

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I went to military college in Canada and graduated as an officer in the Navy but also as an engineer.

I have to teach myself. I kind of wish I'd continued with my education, but that's something I can do in the future.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

Abu Ghraib, as bad as it was, can't be compared to what Saddam was doing to people.

Trust that which gives you meaning and accept it as your guide

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

The Good Lord made all the integers; the rest is man's doing.

When the lightning strikes but one, not one only does it terrify.

Tennis is a hard sport. There is a lot of competition all year and you play alone.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.