When it comes to the core of who we are, it takes incredible effort to shift more than one standard deviation from the mean of your life.

My son hit his head on a couch and pushed it away. He never went near that couch again. It is amazing what and 1 year old boy can teach you about life.

For some strange reason I get some of my brightest ideas on the toilet seat, with my clothes on.

Dreaming is easy. Creativity is a lot of work.

Three people I take their words with a grain of salt: a person in love, a drunk and an insurance agent. They never really mean exactly what they say.

If I knew what I know today, years ago, I wouldn’t change a thing about anything. I would not have appreciated what I know today if it hadn’t been for what I didn’t know.

For every writer, there is a challenge of time that is only magnified in the solitude of the work.

I have found that there is indeed a secret to a happy marriage. It is called perspective.

What's up with you? How come you're being like this?' Because it's the truth. This is the world we live in.

There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men.

Establishing lasting peace is the work of education all politics can do is keep us out of war.

Be respectful. Treat people the way you want to be treated. Respect the lowest rank and the highest rank and you'll never get in trouble.

Dreaming is a journey through wonder, surprise, and freedom.

This may sound pretentious, but I don't like being thought of as 'the Metal Gear guy.' There's a lot more I can do.

The most important question to ask on the job is not 'What am I getting?' The most important question to ask on the job is 'What am I becoming?'

God is not in Kaaba or in Kashi. He is within everyone of us.

To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.

Women are all alike - aye fussin' over their fal-lals and bedazin' a man's eyes, when all they really want is man's blood and his heart out of his body and his soul and his pride.