When all else fails, fresh tactics!

Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

I probably have some sort of chocolate five times a week. There's definitely a change it does to the chemistry of the body. It's my favorite feeling. I live for it.

I don't believe in regrets; I believe your future is in your tomorrows.

Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.

Sports, entertainment and aviation are three of the most exciting professions in the world; you are dealing with the same magnitude.

You feel alive to the degree that you feel you can help others.

It's hard to make a cultural phenomenon every time.

He lives with his creativity in high gear.

Never say anything unless you have to.

I have to believe there's some other life force out there. I don't know in what form. But we can't have all these galaxies and universes without something going on.

Some plant lips on Mother Earth in a display of gratitude.Meanwhile, she is kissing the soles of your feet, recognizing the one to be worshiped is you.

Your Twitter Profile is your business card.

Pleasure is not the purpose of man's existence. Joy is.

The greatest love story of all time is contained in a tiny white Host.

A breakup is like a broken mirror . It is better to leave it alone than hurt yourself trying to fix it .

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Dreams that are realistic, often come out of fantasies.

Freedom is the recognition of contingency.

Dogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God.

On the other hand, hope is subversive, for it limits the grandiose pretension of the present, daring to announce that the present to which we have all made commitments is now called into question.