When Fortuna spins you downward, go out to a movie and get more out of life.

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

with the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy.

Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and worldview and mind.

A versifier arranges words and rhymes into verses

Love is an unconditional commitment.. When someone unconditionally loves you it changes you.

Before then, Britain was pessimistic and the role of government was largely managing Britain in decline.

Being REAL means showing people who you are underneath all the TV make up too.

Everyone wants a prodigy to fail; it makes our mediocrity more bearable.

For a person to become deeply involved in any activity it is essential that he knows precisely what tasks he must accomplish, moment by moment.

Despite its simple and humble design, Zik is certainly today one of our most successful products in terms of intuitive ergonomics.

I wish I could sing or play an instrument.

I knew I could hold myself with that absolute love and compassion.

One could safely say that David Lifton took folly to an unprecedented level. And considering the monumental foolishness of his colleagues in the conspiracy community, that's saying something.