We wouldn't need any job training centers if our education was working in the first place.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

White privilege is an absence of the consequences of racism. An absence of structural discrimination, an absence of your race being viewed as a problem first and foremost.

‪Write only if you wish to read it again and again while falling in love with it... ‬

One main factor in the upward trend of animal life has been the power of wandering.

I can change my appearance quite easily just by changing my hair. So I can adapt quite well.

The phases of fire are craving and satiety.

When you're a child you're the center of everything. Everything happens for you. Other people? They're only ghosts furnished for you to talk to.

..because when we look up into the sky at night there will be no darkness, just the blazing light of billions and billions of stars, all falling.

Those who start wars, never fight them, And those who fight wars, they never like them...

I believe that the only courage anybody ever needs is the courage to follow your own dreams.

If you try to breathe water, you will not turn into a fish, you will drown; but water is still good to drink.