We will have equality when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.

Women's chains have been forged by men, not by anatomy.

The only useful answer to the question 'Who is smarter, a man or a woman?' is, which man and which woman?

Anyone who ever makes you the slightest bit uncomfortable, Breanna, you tell one of us. You're with Razor, which means you're family.

You know, usually with movies there are periods, dark areas, where I might not be getting what I wanted out of a theme. I'll have to go over and over it again.

I think we do need better training programs, we do need a way to get people from careers that are dead-end into new careers.

The writer isn't made in a vacuum. Writers are witnesses. The reason we need writers is because we need witnesses to this terrifying century.

When one has a great deal to put into it a day has a hundred pockets.

The 5-year mean global temperature has been flat for the last decade, which we interpret as a combination of natural variability and a slow down in the growth rate of net climate forcing.

Why don't we just get our population healthier so we don't need medical care?

I thought I was going to be a poet when I was in college, but then I found out I was poor so I decided to do something I'd get paid for.

There is no magic on earth strong enough to wipe out the legacies of one's parents.

I hate nothing more than having my nails painted. I feel like I'm in time out.