We're releasing hardened criminals from jails all over California. They don't have the money. They don't have the room anymore. The jails are overflowing so we gotta get rid of somebody.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Whoever is content, would be of good cheer.

Life is not fair, get used to it

Love is an unconditional commitment.. When someone unconditionally loves you it changes you.

Life is a fairy tale. Live it with wonder and amazement.

Maybe my life isn't great. We don't have all the answers. Look at it from my side.

The slave child had no thought for the morrow; but there came that blight, which too surely waits on every human being born to be a chattel.

The world is full of promise and places and people and experiences that are dying to be explored.

I go on many thrilling adventures and wondrous, profound escapades through books.

Let there be no doubt: Democrats are the party with two ideas: borrow and spend. The only vigorous internal debate on the left revolves around two questions: How much and how much more?

I am a little old fashioned. I believe that in a relationship a man and a woman are never equal.