We may hop when the gods say 'frog, ' but we still get to choose how fast and how high.

So prodigal was I of youth Forgetting I was young I worshipped dead men for their strength Forgetting I was strong.

Politics follows the lines of physics: every action creates an equal and opposite reaction.

A habit does not a monk make.

Like it or not, women are always subject to criticism if they show too much feeling in public.

I'd pay more just to hear proper English and have everyone keep their clothes on

It's one thing to be religious, but it's another thing to make religion your policy.

A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.

All life is a dream, and all dreams are dreams.

Nothing so casts down the manly mind from it's height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state.

I'd rather play in the major leagues and have some bad games than play consistently good ball in the minors.