We can't stop here, this is bat country!

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Friday was an important day for Harry and Ron. They finally managed to find their way down to the Great Hall without getting lost once.

Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.

When you talk about rap you have to understand that rap is part of the Hip-Hop culture.

A woman's desire for revenge outlasts all her other emotions.

When snow accumulates week after week, month after month, it works curious miracles.

I feel like I'm giving other people such an opportunity to go and reach for something.

Discoveries cannot be planned, they pop up, like Puck, in unexpected corners

The Gods are unkind and deny us knowledge of what the future holds

When an oath is taken ... the mind is more attentive; for it guards against two things, the reproach of friends and offence against the gods.

See human nonsense as nonsense and save years of trying to make sense out of it.