Water shapes its course according to the nature of the ground over which it flows

I have often said that loneliness is the predominant attitude in our culture. A person can be lonely in the midst of a party

If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

Do you know the only thing that gives me pleasure? It's to see my dividends coming in.

it was a bitter and biting iron-gray afternoon, that clanked like armor and was as cold as a frosty axehead.

If you analyse anything, you destroy it.

To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

I'm more old-fashioned than a lot of women...I don't view abortion as just a nothing. It is stopping the process of life.

You're my North Star when I'm lost and feeling blue.