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Louis Sachar Quotes: Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.
         

Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.


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It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!



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The impossible is more believable than the highly improbable.



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An idea doesn't die," said Trapp. "It exists somewhere, in its own dimension, waiting to be perceived.



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He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel.



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In a way, it made him sad. He couldn't help but think that a hundred times zero was still nothing.



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Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!





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