Vialli's absolutely certain that he knows one way or the other whether he'll score or not.

Welcome to Bologna on Capital Gold for England versus San Marino with Tennent's Pilsner, brewed with Czechoslovakian yeast for that extra Pilsner taste and England are one down!

I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels.

The one significant change is in fact the second significant change

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

He sent the trained dog that is his talent off in search of a fat glorious pheasant, and it brought back the lower half of a Barbie doll.

I don't believe Old Nick can be so very ugly, ' said Aunt Jamesina reflectively. 'He wouldn't do so much harm if he was. I always think of him as a rather handsome gentleman.

You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I start loving you.

All I have to do is just enjoy my moment and have fun.

When you're in a functional friendship or a functional relationship, and you feel like you've got something to share, you can share it with a friend, a lover or whatever.

Virtue is uniform, conformable to reason, and of unvarying consistency; nothing can be added to it that can make it more than virtue; nothing can be taken from it, and the name of virtue be left.

Everything sacred is a tie, a fetter.

No existence can be validly fulfilled if it is limited to itself.

I have heard men talk about the blessings of freedom," he said to himself, "but I wish any wise man would teach me what use to make of it now that I have it.