Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.

Don't learn safety by accident.

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.

To travel is to live.

Really good fiction could have as dark a worldview as it wished, but it'd find a way both to depict this world and to illuminate the possibilities for being alive and human i

Do not deny the truth.

A miracle is no less glorious for having previously happened

I will believe in the right of one man to govern a nation despotically when I find a man born unto the world with boots and spurs and a nation with saddles on their backs.

The most difficult is the first family, to bring someone out of the world.

Before I left the castle I so fixed its entrances that never more can the Count enter there Undead.

Love lost is a special kind of failure, I think. It's a reminder that some consummations, no matter how devoutly wished for, never come; that some apes will never be men, not in all the world's ages.

Her eyes hold the pale moon in them, the way a still pond holds stars.

Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional?