Try not to become a copy of someone else. Not even a perfect copy. Originals are always honored over duplicates.

If a person gets rid of any weight, or girth, or fat, it isn't lost--it is fought off, beaten off.

There are times when I can't believe how much ridiculous stuff happens to me and how brilliant it is to be in a position to write about it.

It isn’t what the book costs. It’s what it will cost you if you don’t read it.

England is the paradise of individuality eccentricity heresy anomalies hobbies and humours.

Unlike science, creationism cannot predict anything, and it cannot provide satisfactory answers about the past.

Somebody actually said that I'm the only entity on earth, other than rogue states, that has received an apology from the White House.

It is the will to be grateful which constitutes gratitude.

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?

Leeds is quite laid-back.

The early worm deserves the bird.