Trade him for a six pack; it doesn't even have to be cold.

Football kickers are like taxi cabs. You can always go out and hire another one.

We might have the worst bunch of guys together we've ever seen as a football team. I don't know what anybody else has, but I'd trade mine with anybody, sight unseen.

Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.

The day you learn to be publically specific in your prayer, that is the day you will discover power.

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always.

I would give anything to sing like Beyonce or Adele. I've said many times to my friends that if I could sing like them, I would give up poetry and writing.

To design is to plan, to order, to relate, and to control. In short, it opposes all means of disorder and accident.

I want you to remember the guiding principles of my life. You can be what you want to be, if you believe in yourself and work hard, because anything, and I'm telling you anything, is possible.

What can we do about God, who makes and then breaks every god-forsaken, beautiful day?

I don't experience "emotions" then "analyze" them; they always reach me pre-analyzed.

Under our system every voter and officeholder is a man who has demonstrated through voluntary and difficult service that he places the welfare of the group ahead of personal advantage.

By starving our children of men, we have made them more vulnerable to the very abuse we are trying to prevent.