Time is the rider that breaks youth.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

But things are so bad, I feel like I’m going to explode if I don’t do something.

I understand that your brain is large and perpetually at war with itself

When someone would mistreat, misinform, misuse, misguide, mishandle, mislead… or any other "mis"… to others, they’re obviously missing something from their lives.

Isn't television glamourous?

If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.

That cruelest of tyrants - public opinion.

You have to be careful what you imagine, because the act of imagining is the act of encouraging yourself to be a certain kind of person.

In Zen Buddhism an action is considered good when it brings happiness and well-being to oneself and others, evil when it brings suffering and harm to oneself and others.

Love is the hardest lesson in Christianity; but, for that reason, it should be most our care to learn it.

The Amman Agreement failed because there was American pressure, and Israeli pressure, on Jordan to deal alone.