This immigration business has been going on in the UK much in advance of the European Union making an issue of it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I feel younger than eighteen but burdened as a eighty-year-old.

The truth! Since when have the majority on Earth cared about the truth?

My writing, it’s my way of making sense of everything. My way to feel whole. May I never be complete and may I never feel content – please, let me always have the need, always have the urge to write.

Rise up and become the person you were meant to be.

Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

Present opportunities are neglected and attainable good is slighted by minds busied in extensive ranges and intent upon future advantages.

Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul, gives being to our hopes, bids the coward flight, drives dull care away, and teaches new means for the accomplishment of our wishes.

It is only certain that there is nothing certain, and that nothing is more miserable or more proud than man.

The definition of salesmanship is the gentle art of letting the customer have it your way.

Get through today – you can fall apart tomorrow. Get through tomorrow, you can fall apart the day after . . .